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Let's get back
to Phil and Diane.

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<i>Phil's been having</i>
<i>a hard time finding work,</i>

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and Diane wants him
to talk to her

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about his fear,
his disappointment.

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And Phil wants Diane
to trust him

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that they'll
get through this,

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ideally, without having to keep
discussing feelings.

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Not your exact words,
but am I wrong?

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And most guys out there
are the same way,

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but ladies, if you're
feeling frustrated,

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remember,
it's not our fault.

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We were raised to be strong,
not emotional,

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to deny vulnerability,
not embrace it.

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And do you know
what that makes us?

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Dinosaurs.

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<i>Nobody needs us</i>

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to hunt
wild animals for food.

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Nobody needs us to cut down
trees to build shelter.

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They need us to evolve,
to catch up.

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Since the 1960s, women's roles
have shifted radically.

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And as--uh, as their--
in--as their roles have changed,

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so have women, they've--
they've, uh--

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<i>well, they've</i>
<i>become tougher,</i>

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and more demanding of us.

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They're partners.

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And--and--who can blame them?
Who--who can--

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who can, uh...

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expecting us to...

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to do this...

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Joe! Joe!

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Joe!

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Joe.

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<i>We need an ambulance.</i>

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♪ House 8x13 ♪
Man of the House
Original air date on February 20, 2012

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
[Massive Attack's <i>Teardrop]</i>

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You want?

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I'm good.

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Your limp's almost gone.

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It pains me to interrupt
the collegial banter,

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<i>it pains me even more</i>
<i>to listen to it continue.</i>

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<i>38-year-old man.</i>

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Spikes a fever and collapses
during a speaking engagement.

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E.R. checks out
blood volume,

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cardiac function, and autonomic
reflexes, all normal.

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Patient makes a living telling
men to behave more like women.

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I'm surprised you didn't
throw psych symptoms

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into the differential.

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Either way,
could be a cerebral AVM.

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E.R. did a head CT.
No sign of AVM.

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Decent thought, though.

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The patient's philosophy
makes perfect sense.

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Its only flaw is that
it's impossible.

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Evolution does not
work that way.

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You can't talk legs
onto a fish.

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We're gonna go extinct,

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and we're gonna do it drinking
scotch and driving muscle cars.

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Am I right?

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Am I--thank you.

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Cephalic fibromuscular
dysplasia?

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It doesn't explain
the fever.

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The patient's talking
about compromise.

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If you don't think
that's possible,

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you don't think
relationships are possible.

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Anyone in this room
in a position to disprove that?

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This guy's just
playing to his audience.

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Women are, by far,
the biggest consumers

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<i>of the self-help</i>
<i>industry.</i>

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He could have
a pulmonary embolism.

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Clot in his lung increases
right ventricular afterload,

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<i>drops the blood flow</i>
<i>to his brain.</i>

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We should do
a pulmonary angiogram.

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Patient lacks major
risk factors for a P.E.

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Doesn't rule it out,
just makes it unlikely.

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Maybe we start
with a D-dimer?

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Less invasive
than the angiogram.

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<i>Good idea.</i>

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Fine.

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Now, I am hereby
searching for a number two.

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So I'm eating a lot of Bran.

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Also, I want a team leader.

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Someone to fill
Foreman's old job.

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Why?

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You're right. We don't need
any more structure.

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It's not like we had
a near-fatal stabbing.

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Well, if it isn't
the old ball and Ukraine.

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Who's that?

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His wife.

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Dominika.
House.

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You survived prison.

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And you Atlantic City,

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where they also have
gangs and pruno,

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but slightly less
recidivism.

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I start Ukrainian
food truck business.

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After gambling--win, lose--
everybody likes a little knish.

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You're here, and I seem
to remember throwing out

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a bunch of certified letters
from immigration.

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I'm assuming there's
a connection.

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Our green card interview
is in four days.

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They come to the apartment,

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they ask questions
about marriage,

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vacations, family history,

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what side of the bed
each sleep on.

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We've never taken
a vacation,

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I don't like your family,
and on top.

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I hear Kiev is lovely
this time of year.

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And your mother,
who may or may not be dead,

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for all I know,
misses you.

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Can it be that genius doctor
is afraid to take on

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a silly government
apparatchik?

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Well, I would say more
not interested than afraid,

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but why quibble?

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Then I go to plan "B."

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Make you an offer
that cannot be refused.

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How long you been
doing seminars?

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The marriage counseling,
just, uh, the past couple years.

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<i>Before that,</i>
<i>I did corporate coaching.</i>

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Can't imagine the same advice
works for both audiences.

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Guess you shifted
with the market?

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There's nothing cynical
about my husband. He and I--

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No, it's okay.
I get it.

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What guy thinks men
should be more like women?

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A macho jerk who got
a big wake-up call

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courtesy of three drunks
who beat the crap outta me

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<i>outside a sports bar</i>
<i>in Milwaukee.</i>

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I'm guessing that
explains the broken wrist

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<i>in your medical</i>
<i>history?</i>

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Those morons did me
the biggest favor of my life.

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I realized I'd sacrificed

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my health because
I couldn't back down

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from an argument
over football.

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Meeting Marlene was
the final piece in the puzzle.

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She changed
my career, my diet.

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She gave me a whole new
direction in life.

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We'll need to know exactly
how you changed your diet,

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<i>and when.</i>

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Need my apartment key back.

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If you're breaking up
with me,

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can we at least
talk about it first?

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Maybe if you weren't
all nag and no shag.

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I don't sleep
with married men.

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I'll get a copy made.

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You're an ex-con.

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If you get caught perjuring
yourself to Homeland Security,

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you'll end up
back in jail.

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And that would be
troubling if there was

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the slightest chance
that we'd get caught.

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You barely know
each other.

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You've got about five minutes
to remake yourselves

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into a convincing
married couple.

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And why?

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Dominika gets a green card.
What's in this for you?

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This is what men do for
the women they pretend to love.

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Also, she's paying me
30,000 bucks once we pass.

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Apparently knishes
sell like hotcakes.

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Lab results.

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Afraid you're gonna
have to finish your nag later.

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I said I think
it's stupid, right?

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Then I think I'm done.

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D-dimer came back normal.
Rules out pulmonary embolism.

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And our patient's
a true believer

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about the follies
of masculinity.

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He underwent a spiritual
overhaul three years ago.

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He also went off
gluten and red meat.

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Unfortunately, that doesn't
explain any of his symptoms.

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One of those points
is not absurd.

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What's absurd about
a change of heart?

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What this guy believes
is making him a better person.

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He's going against
his baser instincts.

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"Base" meaning
foundational.

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Meaning things we are
biologically programmed to do.

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Yes, perfectly natural that
he stopped doing that stuff.

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You know,
that's the kind of lapse

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that could take you out of
the running for team leader.

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I feel surprisingly
okay with that.

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Comes with
a 50-buck-a-week raise.

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I'm in.

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You don't want
to do that.

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Might need your
dignity later in life.

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You didn't.

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And she could be on her way
to living the dream

181
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unless the rest of you
nut up and give her--

182
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this spiritual overhaul...

183
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Did it come after
a physical overhaul?

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A major injury
of some kind?

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<i>Bar fight.</i>

186
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But there's no way
a broken wrist explains--

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Adams, come with me.

188
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You too.

189
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You guys...

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Get a copy of that made.

191
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Did those dudes bend your
ball sack like Beckham?

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Three years ago.
The bar fight.

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This is Dr. House.
He has a theory.

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Oh, Dr. Adams,
would you mind?

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I asked you a question.
I assume you know the answer.

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Yeah, I took a couple
serious knees to the groin.

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Wha--

198
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<i>what has gotten into me?</i>

199
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Dr. Chase.

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00:09:00,216 --> 00:09:04,252
Just pick it up.

201
00:09:05,788 --> 00:09:07,255
<i>Do you know what's</i>
<i>wrong with me?</i>

202
00:09:07,306 --> 00:09:08,556
<i>Nothing that</i>
<i>The Golden Girls</i>

203
00:09:08,624 --> 00:09:12,627
couldn't have handled
in 23 hilarious minutes.

204
00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:13,728
You had a hot flash.

205
00:09:13,796 --> 00:09:16,347
Those guys
kicked your guys

206
00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:17,866
hard enough to do
lasting damage.

207
00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:19,951
You didn't even look
when presented

208
00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:22,604
with two reasonably
attractive tuchi.

209
00:09:22,655 --> 00:09:24,823
Yeah, I said it!

210
00:09:24,907 --> 00:09:27,108
I was listening
to my doctor.

211
00:09:27,159 --> 00:09:28,193
People generally
listen with their ears,

212
00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:29,494
leaving their eyes
free to wander.

213
00:09:29,578 --> 00:09:31,112
I'm guessing that
your testosterone level

214
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is just below "Bieber."

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00:09:33,249 --> 00:09:36,284
Do a blood test to confirm,
and STT hormone replacement.

216
00:09:36,352 --> 00:09:39,053
It's no wonder that you
think women are so great.

217
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You've basically been one
for the last three years.

218
00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:46,511
Tests confirm
House is right.

219
00:09:46,595 --> 00:09:48,379
Low testosterone
explains all your symptoms.

220
00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:50,632
They should go away
with replacement therapy.

221
00:09:50,683 --> 00:09:52,517
Uh, we're gonna give you
a fairly high dose.

222
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Over time,
your personal physician

223
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may reduce it a little.

224
00:09:54,687 --> 00:09:57,472
Just need you
to turn around.

225
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Will the shots
increase his libido?

226
00:09:59,942 --> 00:10:01,109
Are you worried
about that?

227
00:10:01,176 --> 00:10:04,446
No.

228
00:10:04,513 --> 00:10:06,281
Have you been
unsatisfied?

229
00:10:06,348 --> 00:10:09,284
No. No, it's just...

230
00:10:09,351 --> 00:10:11,853
Well, it's usually me
that initiates things.

231
00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:13,187
Sometimes I--

232
00:10:13,239 --> 00:10:17,191
I think maybe you aren't
that attracted to me.

233
00:10:17,243 --> 00:10:18,760
Are you crazy?

234
00:10:18,828 --> 00:10:21,963
With these injections, you will
see an increase in sex drive.

235
00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:25,667
Okay, great.
Yeah.

236
00:10:25,718 --> 00:10:27,552
Okay.

237
00:10:32,975 --> 00:10:37,545
All done.
Okay.

238
00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,481
<i>Oh, something's wrong.</i>

239
00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:41,232
I think I peed myself.

240
00:10:41,317 --> 00:10:44,068
<i>Is that from</i>
<i>the testosterone?</i>

241
00:10:44,153 --> 00:10:46,070
It couldn't be.

242
00:10:46,155 --> 00:10:49,023
I don't think you're
going home just yet.

243
00:10:49,995 --> 00:10:51,228
<i>It's not</i>
<i>a plumbing problem.</i>

244
00:10:51,323 --> 00:10:52,888
<i>Means it's probably</i>
<i>neurological.</i>

245
00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:56,743
And?

246
00:10:56,810 --> 00:10:59,462
<i>And name Dominika's</i>
<i>three brothers.</i>

247
00:10:59,513 --> 00:11:02,565
Uh...

248
00:11:02,632 --> 00:11:07,470
Volodymyr, Oleksiy, and...

249
00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:12,025
Low testosterone is off
the table as a symptom.

250
00:11:12,109 --> 00:11:14,160
Guy got his nuts cracked
three years ago.

251
00:11:14,244 --> 00:11:16,362
<i>Don't need to look</i>
<i>much further than that.</i>

252
00:11:16,447 --> 00:11:17,997
So his hose just happens
to spring a leak

253
00:11:18,082 --> 00:11:19,615
at the same time
he's in a hospital

254
00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:22,618
for a totally
unrelated problem.

255
00:11:22,670 --> 00:11:24,420
Fjodor.

256
00:11:24,488 --> 00:11:25,455
It's Fedir.

257
00:11:25,506 --> 00:11:26,873
If low testosterone means

258
00:11:26,957 --> 00:11:28,508
I can't get sick
with something else,

259
00:11:28,592 --> 00:11:30,343
then punch me
in the junk right now.

260
00:11:30,427 --> 00:11:32,795
I would,
if it weren't redundant.

261
00:11:32,846 --> 00:11:35,014
Is Fedir the one
who married Mykola?

262
00:11:35,099 --> 00:11:38,935
Mykola is Dominika's uncle.

263
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,937
How is it you can
retain every detail

264
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,638
of our habits
and personal lives,

265
00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:44,140
and none of this?

266
00:11:44,191 --> 00:11:45,024
'Cause I find it hard
to remember things

267
00:11:45,109 --> 00:11:47,276
I don't give a crap about.

268
00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:51,013
Ergo, Dominika has one brother,
and his name is Al.

269
00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:53,649
Maybe the testicular damage set
the stage for something worse.

270
00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:55,651
Multiple Sclerosis
causes incontinence,

271
00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:57,737
and progresses faster
in men with low T.

272
00:11:57,821 --> 00:11:58,805
<i>Way to stay on point.</i>

273
00:11:58,872 --> 00:12:00,623
It's that kind
of leadership

274
00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:02,625
that's putting you
at the head of the pack.

275
00:12:02,692 --> 00:12:05,661
There is no pack.
She's the only applicant.

276
00:12:05,729 --> 00:12:08,131
Well, that's settled, then.

277
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,476
Have your underlings
do an LP

278
00:12:10,477 --> 00:12:12,088
and get a cranio-spinal MRI

279
00:12:12,089 --> 00:12:14,257
to check for plaques
associated with M.S.

280
00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:17,945
I will go tell Foreman
about your promotion.

281
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,780
Wait.

282
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,452
<i>So nobody cares about the job</i>
<i>till I apply, and suddenly</i>

283
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:28,238
it's the last limited-edition
lightsaber at Comic-Con.

284
00:12:28,306 --> 00:12:30,240
Just seems like it should
go to someone with more...

285
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,458
Seniority.

286
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,626
Meaning you.

287
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,961
I said "more,"
not "most."

288
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,879
Meaning you or Taub.

289
00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:37,131
House is a dictator.

290
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,466
Second in command
is a meaningless position.

291
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,117
Doesn't look meaningless
on my resume.

292
00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:43,420
Doesn't have to be
meaningless at all.

293
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,140
The right person could
turn it into something.

294
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,791
Get the department
running smoothly.

295
00:12:47,842 --> 00:12:49,977
I wonder who
that "right person" could be.

296
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,962
House is the head
of the department.

297
00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:53,463
It's only fair
that a woman

298
00:12:53,515 --> 00:12:54,965
should hold the other
position of authority.

299
00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:56,767
Yeah, let's go
affirmative action on this,

300
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,352
because then I'll
definitely win.

301
00:12:58,436 --> 00:13:00,303
This is what House wants.

302
00:13:00,355 --> 00:13:02,806
Wind us up and watch us
fight over an empty title,

303
00:13:02,857 --> 00:13:04,825
which would make us
extra stupid

304
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,977
because of what
we've just been through.

305
00:13:07,028 --> 00:13:11,815
We should let him choose
whoever he wants and move on.

306
00:13:13,651 --> 00:13:16,553
So if these proteins
are in my spinal fluid,

307
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,155
that means I have M.S.?

308
00:13:18,223 --> 00:13:19,339
Proteins may indicate M.S.

309
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,924
There's no one
definitive test.

310
00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:23,177
That's why Dr. House
ordered an MRI as well.

311
00:13:23,244 --> 00:13:26,113
<i>This is anesthetic.</i>

312
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,382
<i>It's a scary diagnosis.</i>

313
00:13:28,466 --> 00:13:30,901
But advances
are being made.

314
00:13:30,969 --> 00:13:33,971
Several drugs approved
just this year.

315
00:13:34,038 --> 00:13:35,239
To be honest,
at the moment,

316
00:13:35,306 --> 00:13:36,890
I'm feeling
a little more worried

317
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,058
<i>about the testosterone</i>
<i>injections.</i>

318
00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:39,109
<i>It's making me feel,</i>
<i>uh, different.</i>

319
00:13:39,176 --> 00:13:43,313
Just kind of amped.

320
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,915
I went through
this big life change,

321
00:13:44,983 --> 00:13:46,683
and it felt really...

322
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:49,469
Meaningful.

323
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:53,457
But what if it was
all just chemistry?

324
00:13:53,524 --> 00:13:55,909
Loss of testosterone
could have been a factor,

325
00:13:55,994 --> 00:13:58,979
but think of it
as a catalyst.

326
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,648
<i>It got you to reevaluate.</i>
<i>Now you know what's important.</i>

327
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,867
You can choose
to hold onto that.

328
00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:06,336
Right?

329
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:09,673
It's certainly
worth trying.

330
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,207
Deep breath,
stay very still.

331
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,013
Just tell House to drop
the whole team leader thing.

332
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,714
That's the only way
it'll go away.

333
00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:19,716
I don't think it's
such a bad idea.

334
00:14:19,784 --> 00:14:23,153
A little more structure in your
department couldn't hurt.

335
00:14:23,221 --> 00:14:24,821
Yeah.

336
00:14:24,889 --> 00:14:26,907
House is doing this because
of his great love of structure,

337
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,326
not because he wants us
to turn on each other.

338
00:14:29,393 --> 00:14:32,529
So don't do that.

339
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,064
It makes sense to have
someone in there

340
00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:36,700
with a little more
accountability.

341
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,902
As long as
it's not Adams.

342
00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:40,737
She sees the whole thing
as an opportunity

343
00:14:40,788 --> 00:14:43,423
to remake the department
in her image.

344
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,543
Or Park,
for obvious reasons.

345
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,012
And Taub's got the kids.
He's pretty busy.

346
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,248
Are you seriously angling

347
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:55,251
for a job that you mocked its
fate the whole time I had it?

348
00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:56,753
I don't want the job.

349
00:14:56,821 --> 00:15:00,256
You just don't want
anyone else to have it.

350
00:15:00,308 --> 00:15:03,460
This'll be great.

351
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,700
Your grandmother's
kind of sexy.

352
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:13,870
That is Taras Shevchenko,
the greatest Ukrainian poet.

353
00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:15,906
Is he the guy behind

354
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,908
"There once was a man
from Kremenchuk"?

355
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,493
Help me move coffee table.

356
00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:22,162
Well, then where
will we have coffee?

357
00:15:22,246 --> 00:15:24,247
And by "coffee"
I mean scotch.

358
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,133
Coffee and booze
are artificial high for me.

359
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:31,287
High is in exercise.

360
00:15:31,339 --> 00:15:34,207
[Plays Amy Grant's
<i>Every Heartbeat]</i>

361
00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:40,163
♪

362
00:15:40,214 --> 00:15:43,800
Dance aerobics.
Fun, and good for the butt.

363
00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:46,837
♪ Hear me speak
what's on my mind ♪

364
00:15:46,888 --> 00:15:49,056
Whoo!

365
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:53,760
♪ Let me give
this testimony ♪

366
00:15:53,845 --> 00:15:55,595
Amy Grant?

367
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,513
<i>I know.</i>

368
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:57,848
<i>But there's a hot girl</i>

369
00:15:57,899 --> 00:16:00,650
jumping up and down
in my living room, so...

370
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:03,520
♪ No exceptions--

371
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,571
Aww!

372
00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:07,223
You have a limited
amount of time

373
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:10,994
to learn a ton
of uninteresting facts.

374
00:16:11,062 --> 00:16:13,497
Welcome to my wheelhouse.

375
00:16:13,564 --> 00:16:16,116
You brought a protractor?

376
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:20,904
You never know when you might
need to make a pie chart.

377
00:16:20,955 --> 00:16:22,405
Looks like someone

378
00:16:22,457 --> 00:16:24,741
<i>is currying favor</i>
<i>for the team leader position.</i>

379
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,076
Yes.

380
00:16:26,127 --> 00:16:28,345
We'll be using a basic
alphabet technique

381
00:16:28,412 --> 00:16:32,749
with a mnemonic multiplier.

382
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,852
In high school, they called me
"The Bookie Monster."

383
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:39,255
Pop quiz. Where did you get
the candlesticks?

384
00:16:39,307 --> 00:16:41,375
On three.
One, two, three.

385
00:16:41,442 --> 00:16:44,861
- Morocco.
- Denver.

386
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,267
Drink up.

387
00:16:51,319 --> 00:16:53,954
It's gonna be
a long night.

388
00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:56,289
You really think
this guy's gonna hulk out

389
00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:57,707
once the hormones kick in?

390
00:16:57,775 --> 00:17:02,662
Some male lizards
do push-ups to attract mates.

391
00:17:02,747 --> 00:17:04,815
When scientists gave them
extra testosterone,

392
00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:07,784
they did push-ups
until they died.

393
00:17:07,835 --> 00:17:09,336
Same drive you
took advantage of to get Chase

394
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,505
to carry a box of files
down to your car yesterday.

395
00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:16,793
Periventricular and subcortical
white matter are clean.

396
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:21,298
So you're saying masculinity
is ingrained and irrational.

397
00:17:21,365 --> 00:17:24,034
I'm saying
it's pointless to try--

398
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,569
By extension,
you're also saying

399
00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:27,838
femininity
is enlightened and rational.

400
00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:29,272
<i>It's the way</i>
<i>we should all be,</i>

401
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,541
guys just
are incapable of it.

402
00:17:36,647 --> 00:17:38,281
Brain stem and cord
are clean.

403
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,584
<i>Is it okay</i>
<i>if I scratch my nose?</i>

404
00:17:40,651 --> 00:17:42,335
Go ahead.

405
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:45,755
Guess he doesn't have M.S.

406
00:17:45,823 --> 00:17:49,092
<i>Something's wrong.</i>

407
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,093
Is it your hand?

408
00:17:50,161 --> 00:17:51,761
No, it's my eyes.

409
00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:55,165
I'm--I'm seeing double.

410
00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:04,226
<i>Smile. It's your honeymoon.</i>

411
00:18:10,201 --> 00:18:13,954
So what causes double vision on
top of all the other symptoms?

412
00:18:14,002 --> 00:18:16,432
It's not a brain tumor or we
would've seen it on the scans.

413
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:18,568
<i>Eye exam didn't offer</i>
<i>anything conclusive.</i>

414
00:18:18,861 --> 00:18:20,145
Let's do some winter shots.

415
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,813
Wardrobe change.

416
00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:24,282
Thyroid eye disease
in conjunction with Graves.

417
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,317
Thyroid level was normal.

418
00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:28,954
Check it out.

419
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:30,622
Simpson traded this
in exchange

420
00:18:30,706 --> 00:18:32,440
for me helping out
on some of my days off.

421
00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:36,211
Quite the display
of initiative and leadership.

422
00:18:36,278 --> 00:18:40,549
But you're way too smart to fall
for a blatant bribe like that.

423
00:18:40,616 --> 00:18:42,083
Or a blatant
flaunting of cleavage.

424
00:18:42,134 --> 00:18:43,917
Like those.

425
00:18:43,918 --> 00:18:45,857
<i>What happened to not</i>
<i>letting House get to you?</i>

426
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,626
You're like lemmings,

427
00:18:47,122 --> 00:18:50,124
marching off the cliff
of competitive humiliation.

428
00:18:50,176 --> 00:18:52,894
All I'm doing is my job.

429
00:18:52,962 --> 00:18:54,563
<i>House has indicated that</i>
<i>he considers me attractive.</i>

430
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:55,730
There's nothing
wrong with me

431
00:18:55,798 --> 00:18:56,965
using my strengths
to my advantage.

432
00:18:57,016 --> 00:18:59,017
<i>With an argument</i>
<i>like that,</i>

433
00:18:59,101 --> 00:19:01,736
maybe you should just drop
down to your knees and--

434
00:19:01,804 --> 00:19:04,823
I mean, unless that's
not your strength.

435
00:19:04,907 --> 00:19:09,244
Oh, big hug, big man.
It's cold out here.

436
00:19:09,311 --> 00:19:10,912
<i>At the risk of derailing</i>

437
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:15,166
this very productive photo shoot
and bickering session,

438
00:19:15,251 --> 00:19:18,286
what about
myasthenia gravis?

439
00:19:18,337 --> 00:19:20,822
<i>Extra-ocular muscle weakness</i>
<i>leads to double vision,</i>

440
00:19:20,873 --> 00:19:22,791
atonic bladder leads
to incontinence.

441
00:19:22,842 --> 00:19:25,594
Could've been triggered
when his T got really low.

442
00:19:27,964 --> 00:19:29,431
Ooh, a little one.

443
00:19:29,498 --> 00:19:32,551
He'd be a good pick.

444
00:19:32,635 --> 00:19:33,835
<i>Smooth.</i>

445
00:19:33,886 --> 00:19:35,303
<i>You let the rest</i>
<i>of them compete,</i>

446
00:19:35,354 --> 00:19:38,106
tear each other to pieces,
then you swoop in with a save.

447
00:19:38,173 --> 00:19:40,725
<i>Start the patient on IVIG</i>
<i>and plasmapheresis.</i>

448
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:44,229
Can you handle that,
please?

449
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,231
I need a minute.

450
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,198
<i>Well, make it quick.</i>

451
00:19:47,283 --> 00:19:50,952
We're doin' Memphis.

452
00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:59,127
You think you want this,
but it's a bad idea.

453
00:19:59,178 --> 00:20:00,345
I was gonna go Dollywood,

454
00:20:00,429 --> 00:20:01,629
but I'm not sure
I could off that wig.

455
00:20:01,681 --> 00:20:04,766
Everybody was
playing nice,

456
00:20:04,817 --> 00:20:07,402
and in your world,
nice doesn't solve cases,

457
00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:10,021
but after what happened,

458
00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:11,273
a little bonding
is a good thing.

459
00:20:11,324 --> 00:20:14,876
We still have ideas,
we still argue.

460
00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:18,163
Maybe it could work better
if we appreciate each other.

461
00:20:18,247 --> 00:20:19,698
That was impressive.

462
00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:24,035
You said that whole thing
without once moving your lips.

463
00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:27,922
The ones you're
not moving.

464
00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:30,792
Oh. I get it.

465
00:20:30,843 --> 00:20:32,761
I won't play along
with your stupid games,

466
00:20:32,828 --> 00:20:33,928
so I'm no longer a man.

467
00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:35,397
Clever.

468
00:20:35,464 --> 00:20:37,465
Actually, you won't play along
with my stupid games

469
00:20:37,516 --> 00:20:39,017
because you're
no longer a man.

470
00:20:39,101 --> 00:20:41,303
Still clever, though.

471
00:20:41,354 --> 00:20:42,937
Studies have shown
that raising kids

472
00:20:43,005 --> 00:20:45,106
lowers testosterone
levels in men.

473
00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:49,277
The more involved you are,
the lower it gets.

474
00:20:49,345 --> 00:20:51,329
Right.
Having kids has neutered me.

475
00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:56,201
Or maybe it's helped me
finally grow up.

476
00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:01,456
How are you feeling?

477
00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:05,744
As long as I keep my eyes
closed, pretty good.

478
00:21:05,828 --> 00:21:07,996
Really good, actually.

479
00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:12,834
I got energy,
I feel confident, clear.

480
00:21:12,885 --> 00:21:15,637
Testosterone does
tend to perk you up.

481
00:21:15,704 --> 00:21:18,506
Hey, Hon.
I brought you a burger.

482
00:21:18,557 --> 00:21:19,724
Really?

483
00:21:19,809 --> 00:21:21,376
You're in the hospital.
Eat whatever you want.

484
00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:24,562
You're the best wife ever.

485
00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:26,181
And I'm not
just saying that

486
00:21:26,232 --> 00:21:29,351
because of how great
your ass looks in those jeans.

487
00:21:29,402 --> 00:21:31,102
<i>I'm sorry.</i>
<i>That was--</i>

488
00:21:31,187 --> 00:21:32,570
No, it's okay.

489
00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:34,155
Girl likes to know
she's appreciated.

490
00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:38,159
Come here.

491
00:21:38,227 --> 00:21:41,012
So I think we should
talk to Leading Lights

492
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:41,980
about seminars and DVDs.

493
00:21:42,048 --> 00:21:43,098
Are you sure?

494
00:21:43,165 --> 00:21:44,732
You were worried
about the commitment.

495
00:21:44,784 --> 00:21:48,987
Yeah, there's no point in being
in business with them halfway.

496
00:21:49,055 --> 00:21:50,571
You okay with that?

497
00:21:50,623 --> 00:21:53,074
It's good to finally
have a decision.

498
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:56,711
Okay.

499
00:21:56,762 --> 00:21:58,380
<i>Fedir is the brother</i>
<i>she worries about the most.</i>

500
00:21:58,431 --> 00:22:02,917
Ever since Luba passed.

501
00:22:02,968 --> 00:22:04,602
Sorry.

502
00:22:04,687 --> 00:22:06,187
But this is the closest
we could find

503
00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:09,307
to the cold, soulless offices
of a government bureaucracy.

504
00:22:09,392 --> 00:22:11,459
If you're not using
your office, I will.

505
00:22:11,527 --> 00:22:14,129
Does Dominika still communicate
with her high school friends?

506
00:22:14,196 --> 00:22:15,530
<i>Uh, Vasyl, yes.</i>

507
00:22:15,597 --> 00:22:18,983
Oksana, no.
Not since she kissed Pavlo.

508
00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:23,905
'Cause that bitch knew
that Dominika liked him.

509
00:22:23,956 --> 00:22:25,940
Wrong.

510
00:22:25,991 --> 00:22:28,827
Oh, Oksana is a slut.
Dead to me.

511
00:22:28,911 --> 00:22:30,879
The right answer
is the wrong answer.

512
00:22:30,946 --> 00:22:32,130
<i>No husband would pay</i>
<i>that much attention</i>

513
00:22:32,214 --> 00:22:34,249
to his wife's
friend dramas.

514
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:37,051
Haven't you been
divorced three times?

515
00:22:39,555 --> 00:22:43,591
In-between those divorces,
I was married, non-fraudulently,

516
00:22:43,642 --> 00:22:45,009
<i>for 12 years total,</i>

517
00:22:45,094 --> 00:22:48,012
<i>which is 12 years longer</i>
<i>than anyone in this room.</i>

518
00:22:50,683 --> 00:22:52,633
Move.

519
00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:03,811
So are you going for
this team leader thing?

520
00:23:03,863 --> 00:23:05,079
Probably.

521
00:23:05,147 --> 00:23:06,281
You deserve it.

522
00:23:06,332 --> 00:23:08,316
You have way more
experience than me.

523
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:09,534
You're giving up?

524
00:23:09,618 --> 00:23:10,785
I wish.

525
00:23:10,836 --> 00:23:13,671
I still have a lot
of med school debt,

526
00:23:13,756 --> 00:23:16,541
and my parents need help
with their mortgage.

527
00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:18,376
So I could kinda
use the money.

528
00:23:21,663 --> 00:23:23,381
As of an hour ago, I'm just
seeing one of everything.

529
00:23:23,466 --> 00:23:24,299
Looks like you guys
were right--

530
00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:29,270
We'll be right back.

531
00:23:29,338 --> 00:23:31,055
"I could use the money"?

532
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,640
You want to game me,
you gotta do better than that.

533
00:23:32,691 --> 00:23:34,025
- Chase--
- You want to be a leader,

534
00:23:34,109 --> 00:23:35,443
you have to know
how to manipulate.

535
00:23:35,511 --> 00:23:36,611
You can't just spill--

536
00:23:36,678 --> 00:23:40,014
I think the whites
of his eyes were yellow.

537
00:23:47,072 --> 00:23:48,022
Everything okay?

538
00:23:48,073 --> 00:23:50,158
Jaundice.

539
00:23:50,209 --> 00:23:53,127
There's something
wrong with your liver.

540
00:23:54,286 --> 00:23:56,626
Liver function tests
confirm his enzymes

541
00:23:56,629 --> 00:23:58,163
are totally out of whack.

542
00:23:58,214 --> 00:23:59,715
So much for
myasthenia gravis.

543
00:23:59,799 --> 00:24:01,183
Can we hurry this up?

544
00:24:01,267 --> 00:24:03,185
I have a government
to defraud at noon.

545
00:24:03,269 --> 00:24:04,853
If you need to leave,
you should.

546
00:24:04,938 --> 00:24:08,340
I'm fairly confident
our patient's got sarcoidosis.

547
00:24:08,391 --> 00:24:09,358
<i>Wow, you said that</i>
<i>with so much authority.</i>

548
00:24:09,442 --> 00:24:12,110
Did anyone else
get chills?

549
00:24:12,178 --> 00:24:13,478
Just until I realized
our patient has

550
00:24:13,529 --> 00:24:15,280
no sign of parenchymal
lung abnormalities,

551
00:24:15,348 --> 00:24:17,032
<i>which makes sarcoidosis</i>
<i>a long shot.</i>

552
00:24:17,116 --> 00:24:19,751
And bookkeeping isn't gonna
get you any farther than boobs.

553
00:24:19,819 --> 00:24:23,238
Though in fairness, the boobs
were really, really helping.

554
00:24:23,323 --> 00:24:24,873
<i>I still think</i>
<i>it's myasthenia gravis.</i>

555
00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:25,991
Did you miss the recap?

556
00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:26,908
We treated for that.
The liver tanked.

557
00:24:26,993 --> 00:24:29,828
But his vision got better.

558
00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:32,564
Liver problems could be
a sign of celiac.

559
00:24:32,632 --> 00:24:34,383
He's been back on gluten
since he's been in the hospital.

560
00:24:34,467 --> 00:24:35,700
Yesterday he had a burger.

561
00:24:35,752 --> 00:24:37,085
That would've kicked
the celiac into gear,

562
00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:38,420
causing the liver
problems.

563
00:24:38,504 --> 00:24:41,556
So your theory is that
he has two unrelated diseases.

564
00:24:41,641 --> 00:24:44,926
And he's already got
low testosterone.

565
00:24:45,011 --> 00:24:46,678
I seem to remember something
about House hating coincidences.

566
00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:48,597
It's true.

567
00:24:48,681 --> 00:24:50,265
<i>I think it's</i>
<i>Lyme Disease.</i>

568
00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:52,234
One single disease
named "Lyme."

569
00:24:52,318 --> 00:24:53,819
Without a rash.

570
00:24:53,886 --> 00:24:58,056
10% of cases present
without a rash.

571
00:24:58,107 --> 00:24:59,107
Lyme Disease it is.

572
00:24:59,192 --> 00:25:01,360
Start the patient
on antibiotics.

573
00:25:01,411 --> 00:25:06,198
Now I have to get home before
my fake wife gets real annoyed.

574
00:25:10,703 --> 00:25:12,954
Something bothering you?

575
00:25:13,039 --> 00:25:14,172
I asked the nurse
for an extra pillow.

576
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,573
That was half an hour ago.

577
00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:16,625
Sorry.

578
00:25:16,709 --> 00:25:17,759
Things can get
pretty hectic.

579
00:25:17,844 --> 00:25:18,877
It was a pillow.

580
00:25:18,928 --> 00:25:22,247
I mean, how hard
can a pil--

581
00:25:22,298 --> 00:25:26,101
listen to me.
I'm being a jerk.

582
00:25:26,185 --> 00:25:28,220
Testosterone can give you
a shorter temper

583
00:25:28,271 --> 00:25:30,105
even when
you're not sick.

584
00:25:30,189 --> 00:25:32,107
You noticed and adjusted.
That's a good thing.

585
00:25:34,193 --> 00:25:36,261
Hey.

586
00:25:36,312 --> 00:25:37,612
Just got a call
from our lawyer.

587
00:25:37,697 --> 00:25:41,099
You changed our counter
to leading lights?

588
00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:42,200
You deserve proper billing

589
00:25:42,268 --> 00:25:43,118
and a salary bump
in the second term.

590
00:25:43,202 --> 00:25:44,736
We talked about this.

591
00:25:44,787 --> 00:25:46,405
We decided it wasn't worth
potentially blowing the deal.

592
00:25:46,456 --> 00:25:51,460
It'll be fine.

593
00:25:51,544 --> 00:25:55,163
I've got to get
some work done.

594
00:26:00,887 --> 00:26:03,338
These are such pretty flowers
you buy for me

595
00:26:03,423 --> 00:26:05,957
<i>every Friday,</i>
<i>from Japanese florist,</i>

596
00:26:06,008 --> 00:26:09,061
on corner of Edison
and Conway.

597
00:26:09,128 --> 00:26:12,314
Just one more thing.

598
00:26:12,398 --> 00:26:16,468
With this ring,
I thee wedded.

599
00:26:18,855 --> 00:26:20,105
You left it here

600
00:26:20,156 --> 00:26:21,973
when you skipped town
with your boyfriend.

601
00:26:22,024 --> 00:26:24,526
You kept the rings.

602
00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:25,577
Actually, I tried
to trade them to a hooker

603
00:26:25,644 --> 00:26:27,145
for unspecified favors,

604
00:26:27,196 --> 00:26:28,447
but it turns out
she doesn't accept zinc.

605
00:26:28,498 --> 00:26:32,417
Like modern fairytale.

606
00:26:42,462 --> 00:26:44,963
Dr. and Mrs. Gregory House?

607
00:26:45,014 --> 00:26:46,164
Yeah.

608
00:26:46,215 --> 00:26:49,134
Nate Weinmann.
U.S. Immigration.

609
00:26:49,185 --> 00:26:52,020
Welcome to our home.

610
00:27:07,537 --> 00:27:09,371
Give him time.

611
00:27:09,455 --> 00:27:11,289
When I was 14,

612
00:27:11,357 --> 00:27:12,991
there was a girl
I wanted to impress,

613
00:27:13,042 --> 00:27:14,409
so I jumped off
the roof of her house.

614
00:27:14,494 --> 00:27:17,662
Broke my ankle.

615
00:27:17,713 --> 00:27:20,298
Joe's basically
going through puberty.

616
00:27:20,366 --> 00:27:24,669
It'll take him
a while to adjust.

617
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,087
I-I tracked down a video

618
00:27:26,155 --> 00:27:27,722
from one of Joe's
business coaching seminars

619
00:27:27,807 --> 00:27:31,977
from before I knew him.

620
00:27:32,044 --> 00:27:35,063
<i>I'm hearing a lot</i>
<i>about the value of compromise.</i>

621
00:27:35,148 --> 00:27:37,098
We don't live
on <i>Sesame Street.</i>

622
00:27:37,183 --> 00:27:41,269
We live in the real world,
the business world.

623
00:27:41,337 --> 00:27:43,822
If you're not a winner,
you're a loser.

624
00:27:43,889 --> 00:27:46,057
<i>If you aren't</i>
<i>comfortable with that,</i>

625
00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:48,743
go open a pottery studio.

626
00:27:51,664 --> 00:27:56,451
I never would have gone out
with the guy in this video.

627
00:28:00,606 --> 00:28:03,175
Uh, do you remember
the last time she visited Vasyl?

628
00:28:03,242 --> 00:28:07,412
Uh, let me see,
that would be...

629
00:28:07,463 --> 00:28:08,847
August?

630
00:28:08,914 --> 00:28:11,383
No. No, July.

631
00:28:11,434 --> 00:28:14,769
'Cause I remember it was right
after our half-anniversary,

632
00:28:14,854 --> 00:28:17,105
and I forgot to put
a gift in her suitcase.

633
00:28:17,190 --> 00:28:20,775
And...I've never heard
the end of that one.

634
00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:22,644
House specialty.

635
00:28:22,728 --> 00:28:25,597
I made up this pun.

636
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,402
Is it--

637
00:28:30,453 --> 00:28:32,770
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.

638
00:28:32,822 --> 00:28:34,322
Honey, why do you
do this to me?

639
00:28:34,407 --> 00:28:36,374
You know I'm
watching my weight.

640
00:28:36,442 --> 00:28:37,626
Then maybe you'll
stop eating cheese

641
00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:40,579
in front of open fridge
in middle of the night.

642
00:28:41,631 --> 00:28:43,248
<i>This is delicious.</i>

643
00:28:43,299 --> 00:28:44,332
Thank you.

644
00:28:44,417 --> 00:28:47,802
So everything
looks good in here.

645
00:28:49,722 --> 00:28:51,640
I'm just gonna step out and get
a corroborating interview

646
00:28:51,724 --> 00:28:53,391
from one of the neighbors.

647
00:28:53,459 --> 00:28:55,627
Neighbors?

648
00:28:55,678 --> 00:28:57,596
It's--it's middle
of the day.

649
00:28:57,647 --> 00:28:59,014
<i>I-I-I think</i>
<i>everybody's at work.</i>

650
00:28:59,098 --> 00:29:00,148
Yeah, then they're at work.

651
00:29:00,233 --> 00:29:01,566
I just got a form
to check off,

652
00:29:01,634 --> 00:29:05,103
and you will be on your way
to permanent status.

653
00:29:15,047 --> 00:29:15,947
<i>'Scuse me, sir.</i>

654
00:29:15,998 --> 00:29:18,116
Do you have a minute?

655
00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:20,201
How can I help you?

656
00:29:20,286 --> 00:29:21,953
Do you know
Dr. and Mrs. House?

657
00:29:22,004 --> 00:29:23,622
Of course,
they've been my neighbors

658
00:29:23,673 --> 00:29:25,757
<i>about two years, now.</i>

659
00:29:25,825 --> 00:29:26,791
<i>Lovely couple.</i>

660
00:29:26,859 --> 00:29:29,327
I see them
almost every night.

661
00:29:29,378 --> 00:29:30,762
They seem always
to be together.

662
00:29:30,829 --> 00:29:31,829
Great, well,
thanks for your help.

663
00:29:31,881 --> 00:29:34,966
Cheerio.

664
00:29:35,017 --> 00:29:37,702
Hey, what're you doing?
That's my door.

665
00:29:40,706 --> 00:29:45,577
Handing out menus
for a new Chinese place.

666
00:29:45,628 --> 00:29:47,495
You're that guy
that plays noisy video games

667
00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:52,384
with House
on Saturday nights.

668
00:29:59,308 --> 00:30:04,062
There's a simple
explanation.

669
00:30:09,902 --> 00:30:14,172
Be at my office
tomorrow at 10:00.

670
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,627
The patient's shown
zero improvement.

671
00:30:22,871 --> 00:30:24,605
Because he's only been
on the antibiotics overnight.

672
00:30:25,231 --> 00:30:27,515
Or because he doesn't
have Lyme Disease.

673
00:30:27,566 --> 00:30:28,783
Where are you?

674
00:30:28,850 --> 00:30:30,034
<i>Oh, just chillin'.</i>

675
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,120
<i>U.S. citizenship</i>
<i>at immigration.</i>

676
00:30:32,187 --> 00:30:34,422
<i>Waiting on my fraud interview</i>
<i>with my wife and my attorney.</i>

677
00:30:34,490 --> 00:30:36,241
- No big.
- House.

678
00:30:36,325 --> 00:30:39,377
Hang up.

679
00:30:39,461 --> 00:30:41,712
<i>I still think it's</i>
<i>myasthenia gravis plus celiac.</i>

680
00:30:41,969 --> 00:30:44,067
His change in diet
has to be significant.

681
00:30:44,069 --> 00:30:46,453
We just need to do
an intestinal biopsy to confirm.

682
00:30:46,454 --> 00:30:48,628
With his low platelet count,
a biopsy puts him at risk

683
00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:51,130
for an abdominal bleed,
which puts him at risk of death.

684
00:30:55,752 --> 00:30:57,369
Either you're done,

685
00:30:57,421 --> 00:31:00,539
or you're walking in there
without a lawyer.

686
00:31:02,509 --> 00:31:04,560
I know,
it sounds like a phone,

687
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:08,047
but it's a timer to remind me
to pee before our meeting.

688
00:31:15,022 --> 00:31:15,905
Hello, old chap.

689
00:31:15,989 --> 00:31:17,740
You need to save yourself.

690
00:31:17,824 --> 00:31:19,224
<i>I was up last night</i>

691
00:31:19,276 --> 00:31:20,743
<i>trying to find another angle,</i>
<i>but I can't.</i>

692
00:31:20,827 --> 00:31:23,496
Tell immigration you were
in love with Dominika,

693
00:31:23,563 --> 00:31:24,914
but your marriage
fell apart,

694
00:31:24,998 --> 00:31:28,701
and that's why you haven't
been living together.

695
00:31:28,752 --> 00:31:30,586
She'll be deported
permanently.

696
00:31:30,671 --> 00:31:31,871
<i>House, I know</i>
<i>you like Dominika,</i>

697
00:31:31,922 --> 00:31:35,041
you have fun with her,
but you got caught.

698
00:31:35,092 --> 00:31:36,742
There's no
getting out of this.

699
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:41,547
<i>The best you could hope for is</i>
<i>that you don't go back to jail.</i>

700
00:31:45,018 --> 00:31:47,887
Tell my team to--
to skip the biopsy

701
00:31:47,938 --> 00:31:51,140
and give the antibiotics
more time.

702
00:31:51,224 --> 00:31:55,778
They're ready for us.

703
00:31:55,862 --> 00:31:58,314
I drew a line in the sand,
and I won.

704
00:31:58,398 --> 00:31:59,448
We should be celebrating.

705
00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:01,284
Do you need a few minutes?

706
00:32:01,368 --> 00:32:02,952
You're right.
I keep getting better.

707
00:32:03,036 --> 00:32:04,487
That's just it.

708
00:32:04,571 --> 00:32:05,938
You won.

709
00:32:05,989 --> 00:32:07,790
You made a demand that
could've blown up the deal,

710
00:32:07,874 --> 00:32:09,075
and you never
even asked me.

711
00:32:09,126 --> 00:32:11,627
Deal didn't blow up.
They caved.

712
00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:13,079
Joe, you say it
in your seminars.

713
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:15,114
Process matters
just as much as results.

714
00:32:15,165 --> 00:32:17,133
Are you seriously
busting my chops

715
00:32:17,217 --> 00:32:20,686
because I made one
little move without you?

716
00:32:20,754 --> 00:32:22,672
How 'bout stepping aside
and letting me

717
00:32:22,756 --> 00:32:27,727
be the man in this
relationship for a change?

718
00:32:27,794 --> 00:32:30,730
I really can't talk
to you right now.

719
00:32:35,902 --> 00:32:37,803
<i>I don't know</i>
<i>why I said that.</i>

720
00:32:37,854 --> 00:32:42,975
Just--I got so angry.

721
00:32:43,043 --> 00:32:45,778
<i>Hopefully after this dose,</i>

722
00:32:45,846 --> 00:32:50,482
<i>you'll start to feel better,</i>
<i>and we can get you home.</i>

723
00:32:52,836 --> 00:32:56,321
But I'd like to do
one more test.

724
00:32:56,373 --> 00:32:59,875
The testimony of one angry,
nearsighted neighbor

725
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,326
shouldn't outweigh
all other evidence.

726
00:33:01,378 --> 00:33:02,661
Photos, utility bills--

727
00:33:02,729 --> 00:33:04,663
Yes, because your clients
would never fake anything.

728
00:33:04,715 --> 00:33:07,516
Uh, we acknowledge the neighbor
thing was a mistake,

729
00:33:07,601 --> 00:33:09,101
but that doesn't mean that
all of the other documentation

730
00:33:09,169 --> 00:33:10,335
should just be thrown out.

731
00:33:10,387 --> 00:33:12,021
Look, look, you know,
I get that it's your job

732
00:33:12,105 --> 00:33:14,106
to try to act like there's
a case here, but shut up.

733
00:33:14,174 --> 00:33:16,942
Okay.

734
00:33:18,445 --> 00:33:19,745
USCIS will be denying

735
00:33:19,813 --> 00:33:20,846
Miss Petrova's
green card application.

736
00:33:20,897 --> 00:33:23,015
You'll be referred
to immigration court

737
00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:24,950
for deportation
proceedings,

738
00:33:25,018 --> 00:33:25,901
and we're gonna inform
your parole officer

739
00:33:25,986 --> 00:33:28,520
<i>about evidence of fraud.</i>

740
00:33:28,572 --> 00:33:33,392
So unless anybody
has anything else to add...

741
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,385
Please, I am begging,
do not send him back to jail.

742
00:33:42,469 --> 00:33:44,220
Maybe we have not lived
together all these--

743
00:33:44,304 --> 00:33:45,805
Mrs. House, I have to advise
you not to continue.

744
00:33:45,872 --> 00:33:47,056
This man and I,

745
00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:48,540
did we marry for love?

746
00:33:48,592 --> 00:33:49,558
No.

747
00:33:49,626 --> 00:33:51,243
<i>But this past week,</i>

748
00:33:51,311 --> 00:33:54,513
we have a lot of fun.

749
00:33:54,564 --> 00:33:56,399
Working really hard to fool
the U.S. government, right?

750
00:33:56,483 --> 00:33:57,400
Don't answer that.

751
00:33:57,484 --> 00:34:00,102
Way ahead of you.

752
00:34:00,187 --> 00:34:02,271
It was fake, but...

753
00:34:02,355 --> 00:34:04,156
It felt real.

754
00:34:04,224 --> 00:34:08,244
Maybe because
it become real.

755
00:34:08,328 --> 00:34:10,579
This man...

756
00:34:10,664 --> 00:34:13,199
My husband.

757
00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:15,284
I want to stay with him,
but if I cannot,

758
00:34:15,368 --> 00:34:20,089
please send me away,
and let him be free.

759
00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:24,910
I love him.

760
00:34:40,393 --> 00:34:45,247
I didn't buy
a word you said.

761
00:34:45,315 --> 00:34:49,768
But a judge might.

762
00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:58,777
I'm gonna let you stay.

763
00:34:58,829 --> 00:35:02,114
But for the next six months,
I'm gonna hold onto this file,

764
00:35:02,165 --> 00:35:05,251
and our investigators
are gonna show up unannounced

765
00:35:05,302 --> 00:35:07,419
at 6:00 a.m., 11:00 at night,
and they better find

766
00:35:07,471 --> 00:35:09,922
the two of you sitting
on the couch watching <i>NCIS</i>

767
00:35:09,973 --> 00:35:13,843
eating ice cream
from the same spoon.

768
00:35:13,927 --> 00:35:15,678
Or both of you
will be sent to places

769
00:35:15,762 --> 00:35:20,566
far less pleasant
than New Jersey.

770
00:35:38,285 --> 00:35:39,785
What you just
said in there...

771
00:35:39,836 --> 00:35:41,203
Don't worry.

772
00:35:41,288 --> 00:35:43,372
I'm much too smart to be
falling in love with you.

773
00:35:43,456 --> 00:35:48,177
I will be needing
extra shelf in bathroom.

774
00:35:53,884 --> 00:35:57,269
Abdominal biopsy
showed flattened villi.

775
00:35:57,337 --> 00:35:59,939
Looks like you were
right about celiac.

776
00:36:00,006 --> 00:36:02,358
You do remember
Chase got stabbed

777
00:36:02,442 --> 00:36:03,776
doing a test House
didn't order?

778
00:36:04,895 --> 00:36:06,061
Good comparison,
since both patients

779
00:36:06,146 --> 00:36:07,563
were tweaked on steroids.

780
00:36:07,647 --> 00:36:10,282
You only did this to score
points over Chase and Park.

781
00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:11,517
We were right.

782
00:36:11,585 --> 00:36:13,536
I proved it, and the patient
didn't bleed out.

783
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:14,787
Why are you being
a jerk about this?

784
00:36:14,854 --> 00:36:16,521
Let's go see
if House is back.

785
00:36:20,327 --> 00:36:21,577
Patient's having
trouble breathing.

786
00:36:21,661 --> 00:36:25,247
So much for celiac.

787
00:36:29,596 --> 00:36:30,910
<i>His breathing</i>
<i>is stabilized,</i>

788
00:36:30,911 --> 00:36:34,781
but his lung function is at 60%,
and his liver is tanking.

789
00:36:34,832 --> 00:36:36,449
And he has major
symptoms of celiac

790
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:37,784
without actually
having celiac.

791
00:36:37,835 --> 00:36:39,586
Could be Whipple's.

792
00:36:39,637 --> 00:36:41,888
Doesn't explain
the incontinence.

793
00:36:41,955 --> 00:36:44,057
<i>Intestinal lymphoma?</i>

794
00:36:44,124 --> 00:36:46,125
Doesn't explain
the double vision.

795
00:36:46,177 --> 00:36:49,229
Any time you
want to jump in.

796
00:36:49,296 --> 00:36:52,265
Is dance aerobics
even a thing?

797
00:36:52,316 --> 00:36:53,400
I hear it's good
for the butt.

798
00:36:53,467 --> 00:36:55,318
<i>What about</i>
<i>a parasitic infection?</i>

799
00:36:55,403 --> 00:36:57,420
Strongyloides is known
to damage the small intestine.

800
00:36:57,488 --> 00:36:58,938
In this country,

801
00:36:59,006 --> 00:37:00,073
he's about as likely
to get that as win Powerball.

802
00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:02,492
Someone does win Powerball.
Every week.

803
00:37:02,576 --> 00:37:04,744
The patient went to Puerto Rico
a few months ago.

804
00:37:04,812 --> 00:37:05,996
One of the few places
in the U.S.

805
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,247
You could pick up
Strongyloides.

806
00:37:07,314 --> 00:37:08,615
Treatment is Ivermectin.

807
00:37:08,666 --> 00:37:10,583
We give that to someone
with liver problems,

808
00:37:10,651 --> 00:37:14,838
he could have
seizures, or worse.

809
00:37:19,844 --> 00:37:24,531
Do it.

810
00:37:24,598 --> 00:37:28,234
I'm hearing a lot about
the value of compromise.

811
00:37:28,302 --> 00:37:30,637
<i>But we don't live</i>
<i>on</i> Sesame Street,

812
00:37:30,688 --> 00:37:33,673
<i>we live in the real--</i>

813
00:37:33,724 --> 00:37:37,227
I was wondering if maybe
we overlooked a symptom,

814
00:37:37,311 --> 00:37:39,229
or something.

815
00:37:39,313 --> 00:37:41,231
Makes perfect sense.

816
00:37:41,315 --> 00:37:44,517
If you're the patient,
and "pantywaist" is the symptom.

817
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,521
Adams and I both thought
the patient could have celiac,

818
00:37:48,572 --> 00:37:52,826
but only she was willing to go
out on a limb and run the test.

819
00:37:52,877 --> 00:37:54,127
I gave up.

820
00:37:54,194 --> 00:37:57,630
Now you're in here
watching a motivational speech.

821
00:37:57,698 --> 00:38:01,033
Even your attempt to get
your balls back lacks balls.

822
00:38:01,085 --> 00:38:03,937
<i>--World,</i>
<i>the business world.</i>

823
00:38:04,004 --> 00:38:06,873
If you're not a winner,
you're a loser.

824
00:38:06,924 --> 00:38:09,509
<i>His voice--it's lower</i>
<i>than it is now.</i>

825
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,760
If only there was
a good reason

826
00:38:10,845 --> 00:38:12,178
for a professional speaker
to be hoarse.

827
00:38:12,229 --> 00:38:13,713
Go open a pottery studio.

828
00:38:13,764 --> 00:38:18,451
Good point.

829
00:38:18,519 --> 00:38:22,238
It's not a good point.
It's a decent point.

830
00:38:22,323 --> 00:38:25,725
You're doing it again.
You have any other videos?

831
00:38:25,776 --> 00:38:27,694
<i>Other seminars?</i>

832
00:38:27,745 --> 00:38:29,195
When you see a weakness,

833
00:38:29,246 --> 00:38:31,698
<i>that's a time for strength.</i>

834
00:38:31,749 --> 00:38:34,084
<i>A lot of people say,</i>
<i>"Oh, I feel bad about it.</i>

835
00:38:34,168 --> 00:38:34,918
<i>The other guy</i>
<i>made a mistake."</i>

836
00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:36,870
You bailed too early.

837
00:38:36,921 --> 00:38:39,422
Now I get all the credit.

838
00:38:39,507 --> 00:38:41,424
<i>That kind of thinking is</i>
<i>what makes you have a bad day.</i>

839
00:38:44,044 --> 00:38:47,246
Chronic hoarseness

840
00:38:47,298 --> 00:38:49,182
<i>is a symptom</i>
<i>of a condition called</i>

841
00:38:49,249 --> 00:38:50,917
silent thyroiditis.

842
00:38:50,968 --> 00:38:54,437
- But I'm not hoarse.
- Exactly.

843
00:38:54,522 --> 00:38:55,555
But you were
three years ago.

844
00:38:55,606 --> 00:38:57,757
Silent thyroiditis
comes and goes.

845
00:38:57,808 --> 00:39:00,143
And it, in turn,
is a symptom

846
00:39:00,211 --> 00:39:03,947
of polyglandular autoimmune
syndrome type 3,

847
00:39:04,031 --> 00:39:07,099
which makes this
a really bad idea.

848
00:39:10,154 --> 00:39:14,040
PAS 3 attacks the body's
own endocrine system,

849
00:39:14,107 --> 00:39:16,126
<i>moving from gland</i>
<i>to gland.</i>

850
00:39:16,210 --> 00:39:18,328
<i>It started</i>
<i>in the thyroid,</i>

851
00:39:18,412 --> 00:39:19,946
<i>and probably helped along</i>
<i>by your low testosterone,</i>

852
00:39:19,997 --> 00:39:21,714
<i>moved on to the gut.</i>

853
00:39:21,782 --> 00:39:23,115
<i>Where it caused</i>
<i>celiac disease,</i>

854
00:39:23,167 --> 00:39:24,367
or it would've if you weren't
on a gluten-free diet.

855
00:39:24,435 --> 00:39:26,803
I was right.

856
00:39:26,887 --> 00:39:30,490
This is incredibly
relevant.

857
00:39:30,558 --> 00:39:32,392
<i>Eventually, PAS 3</i>
<i>attacked your thymus gland.</i>

858
00:39:32,459 --> 00:39:35,645
You developed myasthenia gravis,
which landed you in here,

859
00:39:35,729 --> 00:39:38,214
and you started eating gluten,
which only made things worse.

860
00:39:38,282 --> 00:39:40,533
So am I gonna be okay?

861
00:39:40,601 --> 00:39:41,334
<i>We'll treat</i>
<i>the various conditions</i>

862
00:39:41,402 --> 00:39:43,203
with high-dose steroids.

863
00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:45,021
<i>Assuming they respond,</i>
<i>you should be fine.</i>

864
00:39:45,105 --> 00:39:48,808
And the testosterone?

865
00:39:48,876 --> 00:39:52,612
Kicked in the nuts
is kicked in the nuts.

866
00:39:56,951 --> 00:39:59,285
<i>Over the past week,</i>

867
00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:02,755
<i>you've all had</i>
<i>good moments and bad.</i>

868
00:40:02,823 --> 00:40:06,376
No one candidate
has prevailed.

869
00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:10,129
And so now,
we embark upon a contest

870
00:40:10,181 --> 00:40:15,501
of medical strength,
stamina, and skill.

871
00:40:15,553 --> 00:40:16,769
Can we just
get this over with?

872
00:40:16,837 --> 00:40:17,887
<i>If the competitor</i>
<i>representing Australia</i>

873
00:40:17,972 --> 00:40:19,672
would like to take
a point deduction,

874
00:40:19,723 --> 00:40:23,109
he should, by all means,
continue yapping.

875
00:40:23,176 --> 00:40:24,360
Your glee is on
the verge of making this

876
00:40:24,445 --> 00:40:25,445
not worth it
for any of us.

877
00:40:25,512 --> 00:40:27,881
Can I at least
light the torch?

878
00:40:27,948 --> 00:40:29,682
Hurry.

879
00:40:36,290 --> 00:40:38,041
I declare open the games

880
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:42,161
of the number one,
number two competition.

881
00:40:42,213 --> 00:40:43,546
<i>Je declare ouvert--</i>

882
00:40:43,631 --> 00:40:46,132
all right.
Ready, set, suture!

883
00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:56,208
T time.

884
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:59,279
What happens
if I don't take it?

885
00:40:59,346 --> 00:41:01,347
Or at least go to
a much lower dose?

886
00:41:01,398 --> 00:41:02,381
Are you having
side effects?

887
00:41:02,433 --> 00:41:05,151
No, I feel great.
Faster, clearer.

888
00:41:05,219 --> 00:41:09,405
More like myself.

889
00:41:09,490 --> 00:41:11,291
But my marriage
and my career,

890
00:41:11,358 --> 00:41:14,410
they're both built
on me being somebody else.

891
00:41:14,495 --> 00:41:15,745
Low testosterone
can cause depression

892
00:41:15,829 --> 00:41:17,563
and problems sleeping.

893
00:41:17,615 --> 00:41:19,132
It's also been
linked to conditions

894
00:41:19,199 --> 00:41:23,536
such as osteoporosis
and diabetes.

895
00:41:23,587 --> 00:41:25,788
It'll make your life harder
and more dangerous

896
00:41:25,873 --> 00:41:30,310
on top of all the meds
you'll be taking.

897
00:41:30,377 --> 00:41:34,280
I'll take that risk.

898
00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:41,387
I'm a better man
without it.

899
00:41:46,310 --> 00:41:49,195
[Amy Grant's
<i>Every Heartbeat</i> plays]

900
00:41:49,262 --> 00:41:57,203
♪

901
00:41:57,270 --> 00:42:00,272
Well, this certainly
has brought

902
00:42:00,324 --> 00:42:02,241
more structure
to the department.

903
00:42:02,293 --> 00:42:07,246
Really, I'm just excited
for the wheelchair race.

904
00:42:07,298 --> 00:42:09,582
You were smart
not to enter.

905
00:42:09,633 --> 00:42:11,784
Never in, never lose.

906
00:42:11,835 --> 00:42:14,286
And since you no longer
have stones.

907
00:42:14,338 --> 00:42:18,641
I'll split the 50
a week with you.

908
00:42:18,726 --> 00:42:21,010
Deal.

909
00:42:21,095 --> 00:42:24,681
(Amy Grant) ♪ I'm simple,
but I'm no fool ♪

910
00:42:24,765 --> 00:42:27,800
♪ I've got a witness
happy to say ♪

911
00:42:27,851 --> 00:42:32,822
♪ every hour, every day

912
00:42:32,906 --> 00:42:36,442
♪ every heartbeat
bears your name ♪

913
00:42:36,493 --> 00:42:39,495
♪ loud and clear,
they stake my claim ♪

914
00:42:39,580 --> 00:42:43,833
♪ my red blood
runs true blue ♪

915
00:42:43,917 --> 00:42:48,021
♪ and every heartbeat
belongs to you ♪

916
00:42:48,088 --> 00:42:54,660
♪

917
00:42:54,712 --> 00:42:58,598
♪ classic case
of boy meets girl ♪

918
00:42:58,665 --> 00:43:02,201
♪ movin' in
the same direction ♪

919
00:43:02,269 --> 00:43:05,772
♪ you're not asking
for the world ♪

920
00:43:05,839 --> 00:43:06,968
Honey, I'm home!

921
00:43:06,969 --> 00:43:10,969
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